1、Calling me ugly isn"t even an insult because I know already.

2、你必須非常努力，才能相信自己是真的無能為力。

3、如果你喜歡的不是我，那不好意思，這是你的問題。

4、I"m so fucking tired of not being a multimillionaire.
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5、有時(shí)候你不努力一下，你都不知道什么叫絕望。

6、我是丑，但我能讓你笑啊。

7、我的秘密天賦：啥也不做就很累。

8、我已經(jīng)覺得明天我很累了。

9、If your crush isn"t me then sorry you"re wrong.

10、腿越粗，能放下的零食越多。

11、如果你看見我在公眾場合露出迷之微笑，說明我被自己在腦袋里講的笑話逗樂了。

12、The thicker your thighs are the more snacks you can lay on your lap.

13、說我丑根本算不上羞辱，因?yàn)槲以缇椭懒恕?/p>

14、真希望我是只貓，越胖越招人稀罕。

15、我已經(jīng)厭倦了不是千萬富翁的生活。

16、Sorry mom I can"t go outside. I"m ugly.

17、雖然我長得丑，但是買了漂亮衣服，我就可以丑的得漂亮。

18、抱歉媽媽，我不能出門。因?yàn)槲页蟆?/p>

19、You have to work very hard to believe that you are really powerless.

20、Later is the best time to do anything.

21、My secret talent is getting tired without doing anything.

22、I feel like I"m already tired tomorrow.

23、假如今天生活欺騙了你，不要悲傷不要哭泣，因?yàn)樯蠲魈爝€會(huì)繼續(xù)欺騙你。 If today"s life Has deceived you,don"t be sad and don"t be cry,because life will continue to cheat you tomorrow.

24、If you see me smiling in public it means I"m laughing at the jokes I tell myself in my head.

25、When my parents ask me why I only have two dollars in my bank account...

26、因?yàn)槲夜懿蛔∽约哼@雙手??！我都被我自己嫌棄死了。

27、當(dāng)爸媽問我為什么我銀行賬戶里只有兩塊錢……

28、I"m so bored of being bored because being bored is really boring.

29、Sometimes you don"t work hard,you don"t know what is despair.

30、I wish I was a cat because the fatter you are the more people like you.

31、Although I am ugly,but I bought beautiful clothes,I can be pretty ugly.

32、Because I have no self-control and I hate myself.

33、I"m ugly but I can make you laugh.