愚人節(jié)搞笑英文祝福短信 My love, you take my breath away. What have you stepped in to smell this way? 戀人啊，你真是要我室息，你在哪里沾有的一身臭味？ I want to feel your sweet embrace; But don’t take that paper bag off your face. 我期待你溫婉的相擁，但別將你臉部的面罩拿掉。 I thought that I could love no other –that is until I met your brother. 曾認(rèn)為一生只愛你一個(gè)，直到遇見你的二表哥。 Because of you, I believe in fate, perhaps all this are doomed to heaven, having a Mianmianzhizhong traction. Now I want to say is that I Shangbeizi. what is built Nie ah?! 因?yàn)槟?，我?jiān)信命運(yùn)的安排，或許這一切都是上命中注定，冥冥中牽引帶著我們倆。現(xiàn)在的我想說的是……我前世是造了哪些孽??？！” Also known as the bricks and mortar boards infants bricks, the old Beijing is the most characteristic of the cultural heritageof one of a lethal strong, and easy-to-carry concealed, not weapons, and other characteristics,…… shoot you use the most appropriate! 磚塊又被稱為板兒磚，是北京老字號最有特性的歷史文化遺產(chǎn)之一，具備破壞力強(qiáng)，便于帶上隱秘性高，算不上作案工具等多種多樣特性，因此……拍你用它最好！ Psychological test: If you and the cowardrace, you want to: 1 you run fast; as fast; you coward slower than… answer: you than beasts also a beastyou are beasts; beast than you! Happy April Fools Day! 心理學(xué)測試：假如你和粽熊追逐賽，你期待：1你跑的快；2一樣快；3你比粽熊慢…回答：1你比禽獸還禽獸；2你就是禽獸；3你禽獸比不上！愚人節(jié)快樂！搞笑祝福語 I love your smile, your face, and your eyes Damn, I’m good at telling lies! 我喜歡你的美目，你的臉孔，你的笑容，媽的，我就是撒謊不打草稿！ I see your face when I am dreaming. That’s why I always wake up screaming. 你的肌膚恍惚間入夢鏡，因此我還在驚叫中嚇醒。整人短信 Kind, intelligent, loving and hot; This describes everything you are not. 心地善良、聰明、癡情而性感迷人，遺憾這種你一條也不占。 Notice: AprilFools Day approaching, on April 1 you receive text messages are bogus, meaning exactly opposite, please pay attention. Following is the first: You are handsome styles Yushulinfeng beauty of the blossoming devilbuild lover! 通知：愚人節(jié)到來，4月1 日您接到的短消息均為假的，含意恰好截然不同，煩請注意。下列是第一條：您是風(fēng)流倜儻玉樹臨風(fēng)美若天仙火辣身材的上帝的寵兒！ Shaceng said: I have 16 change! Journey said: I have 32 change! Wukong said: I am 72 changed! In his Tang Seng: Nishi on the treatment, you change a phone call, I saw how other people look at monsters with phone messages? Happy April Fools Day! 沙悟凈說：我有16變！八戒說：我有32變！齊天大圣說：我有72變！唐三藏大怒：靈山道路上也不見你們變個(gè)電話，看人家妖精都拿手機(jī)看短消息呢！愚人節(jié)快樂！新婚賀語 After dinner seven Commandment: I quit smoking, quit immediatelyeat two fruits, three ring relaxedbelt, the four immediately quit drinking, Wujiebaibu walk, bathe immediately quit six, seven quit immediately to sleep! Journey: Remember? 餐后七戒：一戒抽煙，二戒立刻吃蘋果，三戒釋放壓力褲腰帶，四戒馬上飲茶，五戒百丈走，六戒馬上沖澡，七戒馬上入睡！八戒：記牢了沒有？ Some people see you today, you still as charming, wearing a checked vest, Manyouyou to walk, a detached look comfortable, it is lovely to that. You really do not know how that is Saiguo rabbit? 今日有些人看見你了，你或是那般美麗動人，衣著方格馬甲，慢吞吞地往前走，一副超逸自得的模樣，確實(shí)是乖巧無比。真不知道你曾經(jīng)是怎么賽過小兔子的？