關于幽默的哲理名言格言警句：

1.love is photogenic. it needs darkness to develop. 感情就象照片，必須很多的暗室時間來塑造。

2.love the neighbor. but don‘t get caught. 要細心去愛著你的隔壁鄰居，但是不必讓她的丈夫了解。

3.money is not everything. there‘s mastercard visa. 紙幣并不是全能的，有時候還必須銀行信用卡。

4.never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. 不必等明天交不上差再找借口，今日就需要找好。

5.one flower does not make a spring一花獨放不是春。

6.you don’t love a girl because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful because you love her!你不是由于她的漂亮而喜歡她，而她卻由于這份愛而漂亮。

7.your future depends on your dreams. so go to sleep. “如今的理想決策著你的未來”，因此或是再睡一會吧。

8.success is a relative term. it brings so many relatives. 取得成功是一個有關專有名詞，他會給你們提供許多不相應的親朋好友。

9.the wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise. 聰明的人全是單身的，結婚對象難以再聰明起來。

10.there should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. 應當有更快的方法逐漸新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每一個早上都醒來時。

11.when two‘s company, three‘s the result! 兩人的情況是不穩(wěn)定的，三個優(yōu)秀人才是！

12.where there is a life,there is a way.功夫不負有心人。

13.work fascinates me. i can look at it for hours! “工作中好有趣耶！”尤其是看見他人工作中。

14.a dress is like a barbed fence. it protects the premises without restricting the view. 服裝就象鐵網，它阻攔你輕率行為但并不防礙你暢快的收看。

15.a friend in need is a friend indeed.同甘共苦見真諦。

16.children in backseats cause accidents. accidents in backseats cause children. 后排座位上的孩子會生出出現(xiàn)意外，后排座位上的意外會生出小孩子。

17.every man should marry. after all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 再快樂的單身漢早晚也會完婚，幸?？鞓凡⒉皇情L久的嘛。

18.god made relatives; thank god we can choose our friends. 神決策了誰就是你的親朋好友，幸運的是在挑選好朋友層面他給了你留了空間。

19.hard work never killed anybody. but why take the risk? “認真工作不容易造成身亡！”但是我是不會用自身去證實。

20.i’ll never forget the time we share together.我一直也不會忘掉我們在一起的日子。

21.life is like a box of chocolate,you never know what you’re gonna get。生活就是這樣朱古力，個中滋味難以預測。

22.living without goal is like sailing without a compass.沒有目標的日常生活就猶如沒有風水羅盤的出航。

23.love alone could waken love!只有愛才可以喚起愛！

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