全新的搞笑英文短消息 Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations! 是每一朵花都能意味著感情，可是玫瑰花保證了；并不是每一種樹(shù)都可耐住口渴，可是白楊保證了；并不是每一頭豬都可以看短信，可是你實(shí)現(xiàn)了。祝賀你了！ This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!! 這條信息可能使你的保持清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >報(bào)錯(cuò)：未探測(cè)到大腦!!! Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1） Pray-so that u may live...2）Take a bath-so that others may live too! 早安……你今天上午睡醒的過(guò)程中是否有做這倆件最關(guān)鍵的事呢? 1）禱告- 好讓你能活下去……2）沖澡-好讓他人還可以活下去! Once god came up 2 me granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That’s impossible，he said. Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said，Let me try world peace. 有一次造物主趕到我眼前同意了我一個(gè)心愿。我講我想維護(hù)世界和平?！澳蔷褪遣惶赡艿摹彼f(shuō)道。隨后我請(qǐng)使你變聰慧。他說(shuō)道：“你或是讓我試試讓維護(hù)世界和平吧?！?This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!! 這條信息可能使你的保持清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >報(bào)錯(cuò)：未探測(cè)到大腦?。。「阈Χ绦?Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I cant find a brain. 您好，我是病毒感染！而且如今正慢慢進(jìn)入你的大腦……真的對(duì)不起，我要走了，由于我壓根找不著你的大腦！ Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too! 早安……你今天上午睡醒的過(guò)程中是否有做這倆件最關(guān)鍵的事呢？ 1）禱告- 好讓你能活下去……2）沖澡-好讓他人還可以活下去！ Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Dont Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it. 好看的臉蛋兒能吸引住眼球可是好的人品能吸引住內(nèi)心。你很好運(yùn)的并且有著這兩層面！被吹捧了？少來(lái)啦！這一短信是贈(zèng)送給我的。我只不過(guò)是想讓你看一下而已。 Dont be mad, dont be blue, Einstein was ugly too! 不必興奮，不必抑郁，牛頓相貌也不好看！ If u hide, I’ll seek 4 u. If u r lost, I’ll search 4 you. If u’ll leave, I’ll wait 4 u. If days take u away 4m me, I’ll fight 4 u. But, if u stop sending msgs, I’ll kill you. 如果你趴著不動(dòng)，我會(huì)去約你。如果你不見(jiàn)了，我會(huì)尋覓你。如果你離開(kāi)，我會(huì)等你。假如日子會(huì)將你帶去，我會(huì)給你作戰(zhàn)?？墒?，如果你終止發(fā)短信息內(nèi)容，我會(huì)宰了你。 Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. 你始終不可以擊敗一個(gè)純SB,由于他會(huì)將你的智力拉到跟他個(gè)水準(zhǔn),隨后用豐富多彩的工作經(jīng)驗(yàn)擊敗你 12.I know someone in the world is waiting for me, although I’’ve no idea of who he is. But I feel happy every day for this. 我明白這世界上有些人在等著我，但我不知道我在等誰(shuí)，為了更好地這一，我每日都特別開(kāi)心。 day ull B surprised 2C ME beside U. U Me laughing, UMe crying, U Me dreaming, U Me holding on, U Me...just U Me sitting in a MENTAL ME CHECKING U. 一天你能很吃驚的發(fā)覺(jué)我發(fā)生在你旁邊。彼此一起歡樂(lè)，一起抽泣，一起理想，偎依在一起，一起……只不過(guò)彼此一起坐到精神病醫(yī)院里而且我（醫(yī)師）讓你（精神病患者）做檢查。 You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love. 你也許會(huì)從山里掉下去，也有可能會(huì)從樹(shù)枝掉下去，可是，最好是的方法，就是你會(huì)愛(ài)上我。 Once god came up 2 me granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. Thats impossible, he said. 有一次造物主趕到我眼前同意了我一個(gè)心愿。我講我想維護(hù)世界和平?！澳蔷褪遣惶赡艿摹彼f(shuō)道。 Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don’t Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it. 好看的臉蛋兒能吸引住眼球可是好的人品能吸引住內(nèi)心。你很好運(yùn)的并且有著這兩層面！被吹捧了？ 少來(lái)啦！這一短信是贈(zèng)送給我的。我只不過(guò)是想讓你看一下而已。 Good morning...... Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too! 早安...你今天上午睡醒的過(guò)程中是否有做這倆件最關(guān)鍵的事呢？生日短信祝福 1）禱告- 好讓你能活下去..2）沖澡-好讓他人還可以活下去！ This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!! 這條信息可能使你的保持清醒5秒。5..4..3..2..1.. >報(bào)錯(cuò)：未探測(cè)到大腦?。?！