1、 woody allen quotes

2、 哈佛也會犯錯誤，因為基辛格在那里教書

3、 當(dāng)我想吻我的妻子時，我不必自由地吻我的妻子

4、 我不怕死，只是我不想在它發(fā)生的時候呆在那兒

5、 my one regret in life is that i am not someone else.

6、 irsquo;m such a good lover because i practice a lot on my own.

7、 i am thankful for laughter,except when milk comes out of my nose.

8、 if my films make one more person miserable,irsquo;ll feel i have done my job.

9、 when i was kidnapped,my parents snapped into action. they rented out my room.

10、 he was so depressed,he tried to commit suicide by inhaling next to an armenian.

11、 life is full of misery,loneliness,and suffering - and itrsquo;s all over much too soon.

12、 i took a speed-reading course and read war and peace in twenty minutes. it involves russia

13、 i believe there is something out there watching us. unfortunately,itrsquo;s the government.

14、 irsquo;d call him a sadistic,hippophilic necrophile,but that would be beating a dead horse.

15、 i donrsquo;t want to achieve immortality through my work. i want to achieve it through not dying.

16、 正如詩人所說：只有上帝的萬能才能創(chuàng)造樹木，也許是因為很難想出如何在樹皮上穿樹

17、 there are worse things in life than death. have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?