1、Three stages of life: Birth, WTF, Death

2、I feel like I’m already tired tomorrow

3、明日還沒(méi)到，我便已經(jīng)非常累了。

4、人生三階段：出世、不清楚在幹麻、身亡

5、Me: I want to travel more Bank Account: Like to the park?

6、我喜歡洗超燙的熱水澡，為了將來(lái)種植獄做準(zhǔn)備。

7、I take super hot showers because I’d like to practice burning in hell

8、我：我想要多出來(lái)旅遊。我的銀行帳戶：哪裡?公園嗎?

9、Birth certificates are just receipts for human beings How and where can Ireturn myself?

10、記住，永遠(yuǎn)都需要做你自己!(面試、相處早期及其各種社交媒體場(chǎng)合以外)

11、出世證明其實(shí)便是人類(lèi)的收據(jù)，那請(qǐng)問(wèn)一下我該去哪里裡又怎樣把自身退貨呢?

12、Always be yourself (Except during job interviews, the first few months of arelationship, or any type of social interaction)

13、People are always like “Are you a morning person or a night person?” and I’mjust like “Mate, I’m barely even a person”

14、人們常會(huì)問(wèn)我：「你是個(gè)早上起床的人，還是晚睡的人呢?」而我總是心裡暗想：「夥伴，嚴(yán)格來(lái)說(shuō)我并不算得上個(gè)人!」