1、 Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.成功是一個(gè)

2、 積極的人看到每一個(gè)憂患的機(jī)會(huì)，消極的人看到每一個(gè)憂患的機(jī)會(huì)。

3、 Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.盡量和女朋友一起洗澡，省水。

4、 Love the neighbor. But donlsquo;t get caught.愛你的鄰居，但不要讓她的丈夫知道。

5、 One should love animals. They are so tasty.每個(gè)人都應(yīng)該喜歡動(dòng)物，因?yàn)樗鼈兒芎贸浴?/p>

6、 Money is not everything. Therelsquo;s Mastercard Visa.鈔票不是萬能的，有時(shí)還需要信用卡。

7、 The wise never marry,And when they marry they become otherwise.聰明人都是未婚的，結(jié)婚的人很難再聰明起來。

8、 Every man should marry. After all,happiness is not the only thing in life.快樂的單身漢遲早會(huì)結(jié)婚，幸福不是永久的。

9、 Behind every successful man,there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.每個(gè)成功男人背后都有一個(gè)女人。每個(gè)不成功男人背后都有兩個(gè)。