1、你是不是三鹿喝多了？

2、再堅(jiān)強(qiáng)，咱也是女人。

3、少時(shí)瞎透，老了咳嗽。

4、無(wú)理取鬧，必有所圖。

5、太理智的，那不叫青春。

6、忍無(wú)可忍，就重新再忍。

7、一時(shí)的沖動(dòng)，子孫的危機(jī)。

8、丈夫非無(wú)淚，不灑離別間。

9、三個(gè)臭皮匠，臭死諸葛亮。

10、不要迷戀妹，妹怕哥犯罪！

11、人生路難走。交友別交狗！

12、你給我滾，馬不停蹄的滾。

13、你若撒野今生我把酒奉陪。

14、做氣質(zhì)男人，泡品味娘們。

15、努力尋找屬于自己的道路。

16、同心而離居，憂傷以終老。

17、名花雖有主、我來(lái)松松土。

18、少壯不努力。老大寫作業(yè)。

19、年少太輕狂，尼姑也瘋狂。

20、必修課選逃，選修課必逃。

21、想讓我低頭，那你跪下吧！

22、我不恨你，但我恨我愛(ài)你。

23、我只為人民幣服務(wù)，謝謝。

24、散場(chǎng)的擁抱，混亂的心跳。

25、沒(méi)有行李，我一個(gè)人旅游。

26、沒(méi)經(jīng)歷過(guò)，才笑別人的疤。

27、玩心計(jì)，你不是我的對(duì)手！

28、生活就是生出來(lái)，活下去。

29、看透別說(shuō)透、繼續(xù)做朋友。

30、眼淚流過(guò)會(huì)不會(huì)變成彩虹。

31、社會(huì)路難走，有人也有狗。

32、累了就睡覺(jué)，醒了就微笑。

33、花有百樣紅，人與狗不同。

34、讓未來(lái)到來(lái)，讓過(guò)去過(guò)去。

35、一見(jiàn)鐘情，再而衰，三而竭。

36、上班的心情比上墳還要沉重。

37、不要迷戀姐，你姐夫有點(diǎn)野！

38、與其逃避現(xiàn)實(shí)不如笑對(duì)人生。

39、人本是人，不必刻意去做人。

40、你的微笑，溫暖了整個(gè)冬季。

41、你站在那別動(dòng)，我飛奔過(guò)去！

42、別說(shuō)我變了，全都拜你所賜。

43、后悔就別做、做了就別后悔。

44、哥如果掛勒、請(qǐng)給哥燒個(gè)姐。

45、姐屬于國(guó)有財(cái)產(chǎn)，絕不賤賣。

46、實(shí)力造就經(jīng)典，者絕非偶然。

47、想咬你一口，可惜我是回民。

48、我不信命，我只信雙手去打。

49、我很丑可是我有音樂(lè)和啤酒。

50、我熱情有限，你把握好時(shí)間。

51、我的世界，我一個(gè)人懂就好。

52、我要給你幸福，誰(shuí)都攔不??！

53、我贏了所有人，卻輸?shù)袅四恪?/p>

54、百度搜不到你，只好進(jìn)搜狗！

55、相逢，不是恨晚，便是恨早。

56、結(jié)婚生子，注定自己是傻子。

57、若只是喜歡，何必夸張成愛(ài)。

58、請(qǐng)?jiān)试S我把我們相忘于江湖。

59、誰(shuí)是誰(shuí)老公？都他媽臨時(shí)工！

60、跟我拽，你先去買副棺材吧！

61、蹲在廁所里，想著500萬(wàn)。

62、鳥在籠中，恨關(guān)羽不能張飛。

63、你過(guò)來(lái)一下子，我懷念一輩子。

64、只想優(yōu)雅轉(zhuǎn)身，不料華麗撞墻！

65、只要有信心，人永遠(yuǎn)不會(huì)挫敗。

66、嘩眾，可以取寵，也可以失寵。

67、就不要放棄，放棄就不要反悔。

68、我們的宗旨是：為人民幣服務(wù)。

69、我和脂肪作斗爭(zhēng)，差點(diǎn)沒(méi)犧牲。

70、時(shí)間改變了我們，告別了單純。

71、沒(méi)有你，俺活得比任何人都好。

72、愿成大成績(jī)優(yōu)異的學(xué)生，文理全不怕。

73、Life is born, live.

74、Are you sanlu drink many?

75、I win all, but I lost you.

76、Unreasonable, will figure.

77、Our aim is: service for RMB.

78、You roll to me, on the roll.

79、Trying to find their own path.

80、Will tears flow into a rainbow.

81、Do men temperament, taste bitch.

82、Strong again, the za is a woman.

83、The last straw, to endure again.

84、With me, you go to buy a coffin!

85、No luggage, I a person to travel.

86、When she was blind and old cough.

87、I just for the service, thank you.

88、My world, I know a person's good.

89、Sorry don't do, don't regret it.

90、Your smile, warm the whole winter.

91、From the concentric, sorrow to die.

92、Meet, not hate late, early is hate.

93、Tired to sleep, wake up just smile.

94、Go to work than a grave heavy heart.

95、Power make classics, is no accident.

96、Young too frivolous, nun also crazy.

97、If just like, why hyperbole into love.

98、I will give you happiness, no one stop!

99、Surely embrace, chaos of the heartbeat.

100、Don't say I changed, all thanks to you.

101、I don't hate you, but I hate I love you.

102、I struggle with fat, almost no sacrifice.

103、I'm very ugly but I have music and beer.

104、Not experienced, to laugh at others scar.

105、Too rational, it's not called the youth.

106、Want to let me down, that you kneel down!

107、Let the future arrival, let the past pass.

108、Play calculation, you are not my opponent!

109、You stand on that don't move, I ran past!

110、A bird in the cage, hate guan yu zhang fei.

111、Without you, I live better than anyone else.

112、You come all of a sudden, I miss a lifetime.

113、Just want to elegant turned, and ornate wall!

114、Marry and have children, to oneself is a fool.

115、If you run on in this life I company with wine.

116、My passion is limited, you grasp the good time.

117、See through don't say, continue to be friends.

118、Baidu search less than you, so we have to sogou!

119、Famous flowers are the main, I come loose earth.

120、Time has changed us, said goodbye to the simple.

121、Husband not no more tears, no separation between.

122、Social road difficult to walk, someone has a dog.

123、Rather than escape from reality smile to the life.

124、Squatting in the toilet, thinking about 5 million.

125、They don't work hard. Eldest brother do homework.

126、Brother if le, burn a brother elder sister, please.

127、Two heads are better than, smelly dead zhuge liang.

128、Elder sister are state-owned property, not for sale.
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129、Flower is red, the person is different from the dog.

130、Humanism is a person, need not deliberately to life.

131、Please allow me to have left us in the river's lake.

132、I don't believe it, I only believe his hands to play.

133、Life is difficult to walk. Friends don't pay the dog!

134、Want to bite you, it's a pity that I am a hui people.

135、Who is the husband? All his mama of temporary workers!

136、As long as there is confidence, people will never foil.

137、At that time the impulse, of the children of the crisis.

138、Love at first sight, and failure again, three and exhaust.

139、Publicity, can to the gallery, also can be in the doghouse.

140、Don't give up, give up, do not have to go back on our word.

141、Compulsory courses to choose escape, elective course will run.

142、Don't be obsessed with sister, brother sister afraid of crime!

143、Wish into large outstanding students, liberal arts all not afraid.

144、Don't be infatuated with elder sister, your brother-in-law is a little wild!