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    1、你的粉絲就是蒼蠅,因?yàn)樯n蠅愛屎粑粑。

    Your fans are flies, because flies love crap.

    2、你媽生你時(shí),你是不是還回頭看一樣!

    When your mother gave birth to you, did you look back?

    3、你人又不聰明,還學(xué)人家絕頂!

    You are not smart, you are also learning extremely hard!

    4、只喜添錦上之花,誰(shuí)肯送雪中之炭。

    Only pleased with the flowers on the brocade, who will send the charcoal in the snow.

    5、宅男,只要一停電,就會(huì)退化成穴居人。

    Otaku, as long as a power failure, it will degenerate into caveman.

    6、這個(gè)世界本來(lái)就很臟,你有什么資格說悲傷。

    The world is very dirty. What qualifications do you have to say sadness?

    7、見到美女就動(dòng)心,花言巧語(yǔ)騙人心。

    It's tempting to see beautiful women.

    8、有棱有角的害處是,別人啃起你來(lái)十分方便。

    The harm of being angular is that it is very convenient for others to chew you up.

    9、把你的嘴閉起來(lái),別用你的嘴談?wù)撐业娜松?/p>

    Close your mouth, don't talk about my life with your mouth.

    10、像你這種人,在連續(xù)劇里,最多只能活兩集。

    People like you can only live two episodes in a series.

    11、一些事,只配當(dāng)回憶。一些人,只能做過客。

    Some things only match memories. Some people can only be passers-by.

    12、想必你在校的成績(jī)一定很好吧,那么會(huì)抄襲!

    You must be very good at school, so you can plagiarize!

    13、你的智商和喜馬拉雅山的氧氣一樣,淡薄。

    Your IQ is just as weak as oxygen in Himalaya Range.

    14、虛偽的真誠(chéng),比魔鬼還可怕。

    False sincerity is more terrible than the devil.

    15、你搞藝術(shù),我搞你,這叫深入藝術(shù)。

    If you engage in art, I will engage you in art.

    16、別在我的墳前哭,臟了我輪回的路。

    Don't cry at my grave, dirty my way of reincarnation.

    17、你要是鮮花,以后牛都不敢拉糞了!

    If you are fresh, the cows will not dare to pull the dung.

    18、令人不能自拔的,除了牙齒還有愛情。

    It's hard to extricate itself, except for teeth and love.

    19、女人用友情拒絕愛情,男人用友情換取愛情。

    Women refuse friendship by friendship. Men exchange friendship for love.

    20、作為失敗的典型,你實(shí)在是太成功了。

    As a typical example of failure, you are very successful.

    21、你可以有錢,但是你絕對(duì)不能瞧不起農(nóng)村人。

    You can have money, but you must not despise rural people.

    22、你丑,但是你丑的特別,就是特別的丑!

    You ugly, but you ugly special, is particularly ugly!

    23、真實(shí)的暗疾是渺小,而偉大的暗疾則是虛偽。

    The real disease is small, and the great hidden disease is hypocrisy.

    24、現(xiàn)實(shí)中用真名說假話,網(wǎng)絡(luò)中用假名說真話。

    In reality, we use real names to tell falsehood, and the Internet uses pseudonyms to tell the truth.

    25、就你這種笑法,百度上都搜不到。

    You can't find such a smile on Baidu.

    26、小人無(wú)節(jié),棄本逐末。喜思其與,怒思其奪。

    A villain has no choice but to abandon the past and the end. They are glad to think and act, but to anger and think.

    27、小人無(wú)恥,重利輕死。不畏人誅,豈顧物議。

    The villain is shameless. Fear no man but punish him.

    28、飯局不是萬(wàn)能的,沒有飯局是萬(wàn)萬(wàn)不能的。

    Dinner is not everything. No meal is impossible.

    29、你在人群中渺小,在豬圈里偉大!

    You are small in the crowd, great in the pigsty.

    30、你長(zhǎng)的拖慢網(wǎng)速,你長(zhǎng)的太耗內(nèi)存。

    You slow down the network speed, you spend too much memory.

    31、但兩個(gè)人相遇,接下來(lái)的不是故事就是事故。

    But two people meet, next is not a story is an accident.

    32、死亡就在你的面前,別讓它靠近!

    Death is in front of you. Don't let it get close.

    33、蚜蟲吃青草,銹吃鐵,虛偽吃靈魂。

    Aphids eat grass, rust, iron, and hypocrisy eat their souls.

    34、低下頭看看你褲襠里是啥,再和你哥哥說話。

    Lower your head to see what is in your crotch and talk to your brother.

    35、太陽(yáng)你媽半個(gè)葫蘆,您長(zhǎng)的也忒后現(xiàn)代了點(diǎn)吧!

    The sun, your mother and half a gourd, you are also very modern.

    36、帶翅膀的也不一定是天使,他可能是鳥人。

    With wings is not necessarily an angel, he may be a bird.

    37、看著你熟睡的樣子,我就有去看驚悚片的沖動(dòng)。

    Watching you sleep, I have the urge to watch thrillers.

    38、你的長(zhǎng)相很提神的說!我一見你就自信倍增。

    Your face is very refreshing. I am confident when I see you.

    39、天沒降大任于我,照樣苦我心智,勞我筋骨。

    Heaven has not come down on me, yet it has been killing my mind and working my muscles.

    40、別跟別人說你認(rèn)識(shí)我,那就是侮辱!

    Don't tell anyone you know me. It's insulting.

    41、請(qǐng)問你有什么好牛的。說出來(lái)給我樂呵樂呵。

    What kind of cow do you have, please? Say it and give me joy.

    42、你不是丑,只是美的不明顯!

    You are not ugly, but the beauty is not obvious!

    43、蚊子叮你的臉,都會(huì)想**。

    Mosquitoes bite your face, they all want to kill themselves.

    44、畫虎畫皮難畫骨,知人知面不知心。

    Painting tiger skin is hard to draw bone.

    45、真不好意思,讓您賤笑了。

    I'm sorry to make you laugh.
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    46、只要不要臉,誰(shuí)一天都能寫幾十首現(xiàn)代詩(shī)。

    As long as he has no face, he can write dozens of modern poems in one day.

    47、每個(gè)人都有一段悲傷,想隱藏卻欲蓋彌彰。

    Everyone has a sadness to hide, but to conceal it.

    48、不是我不小心,而是我故意的。

    It's not my carelessness. It's my intention.

    49、聽你說話,一種智商上的優(yōu)越感油然而生。

    Listening to you, a sense of superiority in intelligence arises spontaneously.

    50、如果良機(jī)不來(lái),你就自創(chuàng)良機(jī)!

    If the opportunity does not come, you will create your own opportunity.

    51、金錢面前人人平等,命運(yùn)面前人人不平等。

    All men are equal before money, and all are inequity before fate.

    52、唯女人與英雄難過也,唯老婆與工作難找也。

    Only women and heroes are sad, but wives and jobs are hard to find.

    53、怎么說呢,只要你的賤不影響到我們就好。

    How to say, as long as your base does not affect us.

    54、我那么喜歡你,你喜歡我一下會(huì)死啊。

    I love you so much, how difficult for you to just love me back?

    55、王冠上的蒼蠅,并不比廁所里的蒼蠅更高貴。

    Flies on the crown are no more noble than flies in toilets.

    56、我怎么敢碰你呢,我怕我買洗手液買窮自己。

    How dare I touch you? I'm afraid I'll buy myself a hand washing solution.

    57、念了十幾年書,想起來(lái)還是幼兒園比較好混!

    Read more than ten years, think of it or kindergarten is better mixed!

    58、既然你想演給我看,那就給你足夠的時(shí)間表演。

    Now that you want to show it to me, I will give you enough time to perform.

    59、進(jìn)化不完全的生命體,基因突變的外星人。

    An incomplete evolution of life, an alien gene mutation.

    60、超大無(wú)恥傳聲擴(kuò)音喇叭,愛斯基摩人的恥辱。

    The great shameless sound and loudspeaker, the shame of the Eskimos.

    61、女子無(wú)才便是德,我一定是太缺德了。

    A woman without talent is virtue. I must be too wicked.

    62、你穿得很危險(xiǎn),但長(zhǎng)得很安全。

    You are dressed very dangerously, but very safe.

    63、大叔,你的樣子好棒哦,跟棒槌一個(gè)樣。

    Uncle, you look great, like a club.

    64、你的新歡,不照樣是別人的破鞋。

    Your new sweetheart is no other than a broken shoe.

    65、有一種人,就愛搬起石頭砸自己的腳。

    There is a kind of person who loves to lift a rock and drop it on his own feet.

    66、別跟我說話,別人分不清誰(shuí)是傻瓜。

    Don't talk to me. Others can't tell who is a fool.

    67、長(zhǎng)點(diǎn)臉,擦清眼,麻煩你看清楚什么叫臉色!

    Long face, wipe your eyes, please see clearly what color is!

    68、長(zhǎng)的很科幻,長(zhǎng)的很抽象!

    Long science fiction, long and abstract.

    69、長(zhǎng)江后浪推前浪,前浪死在沙灘上。

    After the Yangtze River, the waves pushed ahead and the waves died on the beach.

    70、凡是人盡可夫的女人,都掛著一個(gè)淑女的招牌。

    Every woman who wears a lady's hand hangs a signboard of a lady.

    71、我要說你是個(gè)二愣子,我都是表?yè)P(yáng)你。

    I want to say that you are a double rash. I praise you.

    72、等我有錢了,我就帶我你去最好的神經(jīng)醫(yī)院。

    When I have money, I will take you to the best neurosurgery hospital.

    73、你一出門,千山鳥飛絕,萬(wàn)徑人蹤滅。

    When you go out, thousands of birds fly away.

    74、喲!你這是剛被雷過啊,還是準(zhǔn)備去雷人啊。

    Oh! You are just being thundered, or are you going to go to the thunder people?

    75、狗叫囂有什么用,真咬到我,才算你本事。

    What is the use of dog shouting? It really counts if you bite me.

    76、杯具不可怕,可怕的是它可以無(wú)限續(xù)杯。

    The cup is not terrible. The terrible thing is that it can be refilled indefinitely.

    77、鮮花往往不屬于賞花的人,而屬于牛糞。

    Flowers often do not belong to people who admire flowers, but belong to cow dung.

    78、你的嘴臉像運(yùn)動(dòng)鞋,踩進(jìn)去感覺就會(huì)很舒服!

    Your face is like sneakers. You feel comfortable when you step in.

    79、大腦這種擺設(shè),時(shí)常被心調(diào)戲得東倒西歪。

    This kind of display of the brain is often molested by the heart.

    80、我這人不記愁,一般有愁當(dāng)場(chǎng)我就報(bào)了。

    I don't worry about it. I usually worry about it.

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