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     個(gè)性說(shuō)說(shuō)2021-03-3174舉報(bào)/反饋
    

    

    
1：Put your feet in
    

    
　　The school girl was sitting with her feet streched far out into the aisle ,and was busily chewing gum, when the teacher espied her. "Mary !" called the teacher sharply. "Yes,Madam?" questioned the pupil , "Take that gum out of your mouth and put your feet in!"
    

    
　　把腳放進(jìn)去
    

    
　　一個(gè)女學(xué)生坐在座位上，嘴里起勁地嚼著口香糖，腳卻伸到課桌間的走道里，被老師發(fā)現(xiàn)了?！艾旣?”老師嚴(yán)厲地叫她?！笆裁词?，老師?”這女學(xué)生問(wèn)?！鞍芽谙闾菑淖炖锬贸鰜?lái)，把腳放進(jìn)去?！?br />

    
　　2：I Wasn't Asleep
    

    
　　When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said: "Wake up, sir!"
    

    
　　"I wasn't asleep," the man answered.
    

    
　　"Not asleep? But you had your eyes closed."
    

    
　　"I know. I just hate to look at ladies standing up beside me in a crowded car."
    

    
　　我沒(méi)有睡著
    

    
　　當(dāng)一群婦女上車之后，車上的座位全都被占滿了。售票員注意到一名男子好象是睡著了，他擔(dān)心這個(gè)人會(huì)坐過(guò)站，就用肘輕輕地碰了碰他，說(shuō)：“先生，醒醒!”
    

    
　　“我沒(méi)有睡著。”那個(gè)男人回答。
    

    
　　“沒(méi)睡著?可是你眼睛都閉上了呀?”
    

    
　　“我知道，我只是不愿意看到在擁擠的車上有女士站在我身邊而已?！?br />

    
　　3：The poor husband
    

    
　　"You can't imagine how difficult it is for me to deal with my wife," the man complained to his friend. "She asks me a question, then answers it herself, and after that she explained to me for half an hour why my answer is wrong.
    

    
　　可憐的丈夫
    

    
　　“你根本無(wú)法想象和我妻子打交道是多么的難，”一個(gè)男人對(duì)他的朋友訴苦說(shuō)，“她問(wèn)我一個(gè)問(wèn)題，然后自己回答了，過(guò)后又花半個(gè)小時(shí)跟我解釋為什么我的答案是錯(cuò)的?！?br />

    
　　4：Where is the father?
    

    
　　Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings.
    

    
　　"Look," said the elder brother. "How nice these paintings are!"
    

    
　　"Yes," said the younger, "but in all these paintings there is only the mother and the children. Where is the father?"
    

    
　　The elder brother thought for a moment and then explained, "Obviously he was painting the pictures."
    

    
　　父親在哪兒?
    

    
　　兄弟倆在看一些漂亮的油畫。
    

    
　　“看，”哥哥說(shuō)，“這些畫多漂亮呀!”
    

    
　　“是啊，”弟弟說(shuō)道，“可是在所有這些畫中，只有媽媽和孩子。那爸爸去哪兒了呢?”
    

    
　　哥哥想了會(huì)兒，然后解釋道：“很明顯，他當(dāng)時(shí)正在畫這些畫唄?！?br />

    
　　5：Does the dog know the proverb, too?
    

    
　　The little boy did not like the look of the barking dog.
    

    
　　"It's all right," said a gentleman, "don't be afraid. Don't you know the proverb: Barking dogs don't bite?"
    

    
　　"Ah, yes," answered the little boy. "I know the proverb, but does the dog know the proverb, too?"
    

    
　　狗也知道這個(gè)諺語(yǔ)嗎?
    

    
　　一個(gè)小男孩非常不喜歡狗狂叫的樣子。
    

    
　　“沒(méi)有關(guān)系，”一位先生說(shuō)，“不用害怕，你知道這條諺語(yǔ)嗎：‘吠狗不咬人?！?br />

    
　　“啊，我是知道，可是狗也知道嗎?”
    

    
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